If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
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My grandkids always beat me at Rock Band. And I say, “Listen, you may beat me at Rock Band, but I made the original records, so shut up.”
Paul McCartney ( New York Times. February, 2013 )
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
you win
Some nights I wish I could go back in life. Not to change shit. Just to feel a couple things twice.
6PM In New York (via splitterherzen)
